Irreverent and crude

WARNING: Those with more sensitive or conservative senses of humor and consciences may not want to read on. The following post contains some crass and risque humor. You have been warned.

We went back to Barefoot Landing Tuesday to do more shopping and to go to Alligator Adventure. We did indeed do some shopping, and the boys also posed for some pictures ...

Aww ... what a cute couple!

Brian getting in touch with his newfound femininity (literally).

Cute Allen posing as a hula girl.

After the lovely pictures, we went to Dick's Last Resort. This is where things get a little ... well ... dirty. We weren't quite prepared for the experience, but I've gotta say that it was amusing.

We were greeted by a snarky waiter who threw silverware onto the table in front of us and barked grumpily about getting our drink orders; only to return to throw straws at us (seriously. He took a handful of straws and threw them at us. Most of them landed on the floor) and make fun of our drink choices.

After we placed our lunch orders, a mute (well, he probably wasn't mute, but he did not speak one word to us) Hispanic man came around to provide us with bibs ...

The first thing we noticed upon entering the restaurant (and actually the night before upon other tourists around Barefoot Landing) were these hats that looked like, um ... well, you'll see. The comments written on these hats were downright vulgar. Funny, maybe, but vulgar. So when our waiter came around to make our hats, W kindly reminded him to keep it clean, since we had children at the table. We were fortunate ...

Princess Pain in the Butt

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Big as a house, built like a mouse! My kid drives me to alcohol!(by the way, only the Landshark beers were mine)

Allen's hat: My Mommy and Daddy are brother and sister.
I'm wearing Mommy's underwear!

Allen got jealous of all of our beers and decided he needed a sip of Dad's ...

All in all it was a hilarious experience, but one that I could not recommend in good conscience to others. I mean our hats were clean compared to the other patrons' hats. I mean really clean. But the waiter was hilarious in all of his grouchiness. And for all that rude behavior, he was actually a very attentive guy.

Oh, and I also got this awesome (and highly inappropriate shirt) ...

xoxo,